poo-less

At approximately 12:25 MBF rings me at the office and before I could say anything she goes: “Chocpot I think Anuar Zain has migrated lah because he is no longer in the scene nor has he released any new albums. What do you think ah?”

Right.

“Uhm MBF do I really need to ponder about that now? Work maybe?”

“No, REALLY, it is a huge waste to the entertainment scene both locally and internationally. Where is he Chocpot, where?”

Righttt.

“Uhmmmmm.. really.. nanti okay we chat about this” (read: I’m not bothered and I don’t know and really, I don’t even want to think about it.. *evil laugh*)

She is a super huge mega fan of his. But sweetheart, a signed cd is NOT a sign that he loves you alone okay.. Seriously.

Somehow I managed to swerve the conversation to the happenings during her weekend as she was away and I filled her in with what I got up to.

“What Chocpot, you washed the car?? What did you use?”

Hmm.. scrubbing bird poo and some other icky bits off the car does not amount to actually washing the car kan? And I couldn’t find any car shampoo in the house so I used Loreal Elseve Colour-Vive Care Shampoo. If it’s good enough for my pink hair, it should be good enough for my green car. No? She thought I was insane. [Anybody knows if this is goes against the carcare commandments or something?]

Well, the car did actually look worst after (not because of the hair shampoo, but because I realised it involved a bit of hard work so I just sprayed water after I was done and left it that way, AND I couldn’t be arsed to go to the carwash..). But it was without a huge splat of poo on its hood. Mission partially accomplished...

"Ala Chocpot it's my lunch hour already lah.."

Phew..