sick :(

you sound like shit.
yah lah you sound terrible.
you should go drink hot soup.
do you have a fever?
you're not smoking are you?
go see a doctor!
you sound terrible.
what are you doing in the office?
do you have a lot of work, if not you should go home and rest.
GO!!

Grr.. Can someone come fetch me and send me to the doctor's and buy me cheesecake and send me home?