why so glum?

I was to collect my present from hollaback boi. My Cherry Havaianas in my size (I earlier bought one which is one size smaller as that was the only one they have left. Silly, I know. But I love what I love so leave me alone). Having realised that he is currently away in Milan on business, I texted him.

Me: OMG! I just realised. How’s Italy beyatch? Am sure it’s fab and ure loving every second of it. Im soo jealous. Take care ok dear. Me love you long time.

HB: Ure so gonna hate me.

Me: (silent)

HB: Ure so gonna hate me! Met Nakata at dolce gabbana martini bar n took photo wif him.

Me: Whaaaaaattt? OMG! Arghhh! No fair! Babe. Seriously. Me. Hate. You. So not fair.

Me: The Hidetoshi Nakata? MY Hidetoshi Nakata?? Seriously?!

HB: Dun hate me! He was so gorgeous wearing all black! N he speaks so well!! Woo hoo!

Me: I. Am. In. Genuine. Pain. Sob. I so wana be u right now. Sob. Oh well. U are one lucky beyatch. Meet up and gloat when u come back here :p Love ya.

HB: Love you too! Wait 4 the pic in ur inbox!

Me: Grrrr

Nakata is one of the persons I so badly want to meet! I was a bit blue when he announced retiring from professional football (Check out my 18 July 2006 blog entry). Which translates to being pointless to even bother to keep track of and watch Bolton Wanderer's matches anymore. I always thought my chances of meeting him are as much as my being the first XI for the Geordies. (For the record, I can’t play football to save my life. People, no stupid remarks about the Geordies alright? We have problems so shut it.) Now that I know one of my long time friends have met him, I can't help but feel I should be handed with that opportunity as well...

Hollaback boi was in HK 2 months back to attend a party hosted by Jude Law. Jude Law. Seriously. Now he has met Nakata. Not Koji Nakata. Not anyone Japanese with the surname Nakata. The superhot Hidetoshi Nakata. My Hide. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

I am sooo in the wrong profession. Here I am, managing my health due to work hazard and zero possibility of bumping into some famous super majorly hot eyecandy to balm the pain.

Check this hot boy out here: http://nakata.net/en/ and here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidetoshi_Nakata

I told G about it. His reaction was classic: "oh, is he swimming the other way?"

That is soooo NOT the point.

G: U mean ure jealous of HB?

Me: Yes. That bitch.