facebook

I registered with facebook so that I can throw sheep at my friends. Then the interest moved to having my garden, my aquarium, my tattoo, my pet, scrabulous, so on and so forth.

I had a fluff(y) pet panda (yes, pandas aren't fluffy I know) and a pet pig. With the pet panda, I could feed it, pet it, and race it with my friends' pets. With the pet pig, I could feed it apple pie or glazed donut and my friends can abuse it; e.g. if they choose to roast my pet then a picture of her as roast pig will appear. If the pet is abused, its health will deteriorate and you will have to feed it. Everyday you're given some amount of credits and each act will cost you one credit. It's fun, because you get to feed it, and get to harrass your friends' pets as well.

So I erased my pet panda as I wanted to 'concentrate' on my pig. I'm weird like that, deal with it :p

A friend recently registered with facebook and equally recent adopted a pet; the latter I didn't know about. When I decided to login post-work one day, there was no picture of my pinky pet pig.

I refreshed the page. It said RIP. A shark killed her.

A shark killed her?

A shark killed her!!

There she was, a framed picture, next to her tombstone. I can no longer feed her apple pie or glazed donuts. Sobs.

And then I realised who killed my pig.

Why did you have to kill her? And kill other people's pets? Can't you just use your credit to feed your own pet? The fun lies with abusing each other's pet, not killing them. Pet murderer! You're a monster!

I've been asked to adopt a new pet so that we can gang up and kill the shark. Go ahead guys, I'm in mourning.